{"id":36102,"date":"2015-05-02T09:16:27","date_gmt":"2015-05-02T13:16:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/wildwire\/?p=36102"},"modified":"2022-04-12T13:07:20","modified_gmt":"2022-04-12T17:07:20","slug":"top-ten-animal-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/top-10\/top-ten-animal-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Animal Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!<\/p>\n

1) Where do orcas hear music?<\/h1>\n

\"laughing_zebra\"<\/p>\n

Answer: Orca-stras!<\/h1>\n
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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?<\/h1>\n

\"cheetah_laughing\"<\/p>\n

Answer: Is that you Mom?<\/h1>\n

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3) How do trees access the internet?<\/h1>\n

\"laughin_emu\"<\/p>\n

Answer: They log on<\/h1>\n

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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?<\/h1>\n

\"laughing<\/p>\n

Answer: B!<\/h1>\n

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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?<\/h1>\n

\"Two<\/p>\n

Answer: cheetah!<\/h1>\n

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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?<\/h1>\n

\"laughing_horse\"<\/p>\n

Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!<\/h1>\n

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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?<\/h1>\n

\"laughing_iguana_flickr_credit_scott_taylor\"<\/p>\n

Answer: A monkey!<\/h1>\n
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8) Why can\u2019t a leopard play hide-and-seek?<\/h1>\n

\"laughing_lion\"<\/p>\n

Answer: Because they are always spotted<\/h1>\n
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9) How do bees get to school?<\/h1>\n

\"OLYMPUS<\/p>\n

Answer: By school buzz!<\/h1>\n
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10) What is a snake\u2019s favorite subject?<\/h1>\n

\"S\"<\/p>\n

Answer: Hiss-story<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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