{"id":605304,"date":"2026-05-08T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-08T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/?p=605304"},"modified":"2026-05-05T15:48:19","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T19:48:19","slug":"pawsitively-hilarious-jokes-60","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/all\/pawsitively-hilarious-jokes-60\/","title":{"rendered":"Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes #60"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/CA\/wp-content\/uploads\/Pawsitively-Hilarious-Jokes-Header-1024x399.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-599869\" style=\"aspect-ratio:2.566456494325347;width:516px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>What do you call bears with no ears?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"665\" src=\"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/CA\/wp-content\/uploads\/polar_bear_water1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25226\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.5037682872764888;width:619px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-content\/uploads\/polar_bear_water1.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-content\/uploads\/polar_bear_water1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-content\/uploads\/polar_bear_water1-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-content\/uploads\/polar_bear_water1-696x463.jpg 696w, https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-content\/uploads\/polar_bear_water1-632x420.jpg 632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong><em>B!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call bears with no ears?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":146387,"featured_media":25226,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[931],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-605304","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-all"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/146387"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=605304"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605305,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605304\/revisions\/605305"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=605304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=605304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.earthrangers.com\/EN\/US\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=605304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}