Top Ten Animal Jokes

World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!

1) Where do orcas hear music?

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Answer: Orca-stras!

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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

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Answer: Is that you Mom?

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3) How do trees access the internet?

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Answer: They log on

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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?

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Answer: B!

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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?

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Answer: cheetah!

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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?

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Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!

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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?

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Answer: A monkey!


8) Why can’t a leopard play hide-and-seek?

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Answer: Because they are always spotted


9) How do bees get to school?

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Answer: By school buzz!


10) What is a snake’s favorite subject?

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Answer: Hiss-story