World Laughter Day is this Sunday, May 3rd, to help you celebrate here are ten jokes that are making the animal kingdom crack up with a serious case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below!
1) Where do orcas hear music?
Answer: Orca-stras!
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2) What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Answer: Is that you Mom?
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3) How do trees access the internet?
Answer: They log on
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4) What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: B!
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5) What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Answer: cheetah!
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6) Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?
Answer: Because she didn’t give a hoot!
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7) What kind of a key opens a banana?
Answer: A monkey!
8) Why can’t a leopard play hide-and-seek?
Answer: Because they are always spotted
9) How do bees get to school?
Answer: By school buzz!
10) What is a snake’s favorite subject?
LOL!(AKA laugh out loud):)
how much did the teeth like the food?
i dont know but he was really into it
lolz
lol i love the owl joke 😀
Ha ha ha ha funny jokes
how many teeth does a shark have
how many?
Snake 1 ” Are we poisonous?”
Snake 2: ” Yes, why?”
Snake 1: ” I just bit my lip..”
LOL!!!
These are so funny
LOL!
Number 4, hilarious.
So Funny !!!!!!!
These jokes made me die of laughter.